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November 7th, 2006


11:35 pm
I've tread along a path which has afforded me a lot in a very small amount of time. This path has required many things, the chief of which is sheer will. I am no different from those around me. The things I have now I do not have because of my strength, or knowledge. I have these things because it was my will to do it. My will is the force that drives. My strength is his compainion and my knowledge thier gaurdian. What I have accomplished in life is wonderful. Yet I still have needs that I have yet to fufill. Can they really be fufilled at my place in life? The need for devotion to something outside myself is more profound than the need for anything. If I am not to go to pieces, I must have some purpose in life; I can't live for myself alone. I am not strong in the end just determined. I think it best said my the great Henry Miller “True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself.”

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March 5th, 2006


10:28 pm
FAGGOT MOVIE GETS THREE TROPHIES woo woo

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January 2nd, 2006


09:36 pm
TIIIRRRREDDDD QUEEN near the bar please take all that goddamn makeup off

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December 27th, 2005


09:29 pm
so yea ok my hard drive just went kerplunk... and of course it was the drive with all my storage stuff on it

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December 26th, 2005


09:35 pm
work was hectic today. I am not sure I really actually like what I am doing anymore.. we shall see

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12:14 am
so I got this song stuck in my head and its really annoying... I would type out the words but that would only serve to highten the imprint.... Anywho christmas with the family went as well as could be expected with so many bitchy queens at the party. got lots of new clothes which is good. In other news I have been investigating local and not so local colleges that interest me. I do believe it is time to do something other than what I have been doing forever. more on that later I guess

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December 23rd, 2005


07:52 pm
So I havent posted in a while I guess its about time for me to start using this again.. I am not going to bother with one of those long dramatic catch up posts.. Sufice to say Im alive kicking and things are wonderful ....
Current Music: Annie Lenox - Annie Lenox - Cold.mp3

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June 27th, 2005


12:01 pm - Delightfully stolen from nsomniac
Dear Lisping Queen with whom I work:



Reply to: anon-71276724@craigslist.org
Date: Mon May 02 11:49:33 2005


I have nothing against you personally. God created creatures of all shapes, sizes, and types, and this even applies to gay men. That diversity is wonderful. And, from time to time, you're actually kind of cool. You're funny, if nothing else. But here's the thing:

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

I know all the chubby girls in this office think your excessively fashionable outfits, your ever-changing haircolor, your squeals of delight, your sybillant s's, the flailing of your hands when you talk, your switchy walk, your bitchy comments about that girl in the front office who always wears colored hosiery (she truly is heinous, I'll give you that one), and your horrible--and I mean HORRIBLE--taste in music is endearing and funny, and that it all makes you the zany faggot of the office.

And I will give you this: you are funny, quick-witted, and, at times, you appear as though you may secretly be intelligent. And, okay fine, I like Madonna, too. Okay, fine, I LOVE Madonna. You got me, okay? Fine. "Ray of Light" is one of the best albums ever, and it finds its way into my headphones as often as Arcade Fire and Wilco do. Fine.

However---here's the caveat:

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

Let's review--

Similarities between you, Lisping Queen, and me:
Both male.
Both gay.
Both enjoy Madonna cd's, particularly those recorded after 1992.

THAT, Lisping Queen, IS IT.

I don't find your vapidity, your lisp, your squealing, your RIDICULOUSLY tight clothing, your GINORMOUS Dior sunglasses, your flailing hands, your obsession with Madonna, Christina, Britney, Celine, Janet (although Velvet Rope is a GREAT album), et. al., to be endearing, or funny, or cute, or, least of all, ATTRACTIVE.

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

You are not funny and cute because you've never heard of the movie "Sideways" because you have "ohmyGod the WORST taste!" and only see Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan movies. You are not funny and cute because the only book you've read in the last 5 years is "The Devil Wears Prada." You are not intelligent because you choose not to vote because you "don't know any more how to fix the world than anyone else, so what's the point?" And your incessant stories about how "this guy fucked me so hard last night I think he shrunk my spine" are fucking GROSS. NOT CUTE.

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

Did you catch that?

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

So STOP constantly touching me, STOP grabbing my ass, STOP asking me "so when are we gonna make out," STOP asking Kristy to tell me to ask you out, and STOP interjecting that I've had plenty of chances to nail you everytime I make a joke to her (she doesn't particularly care for you either, by the way) about considering celibacy because of my bad romance luck. Because, the thing is, it's not that I'm blind and don't REALIZE that you're throwing yourself at me. It's simply that:

I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

Thanks ever so much,

The other gay guy in the office

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June 12th, 2005


01:27 pm
aaa

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February 23rd, 2005


12:35 pm - indeed
http://www.aclu.org/pizza/

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